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#30
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hello
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How may I help you
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Could you show me where the bathroom is?
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do I look like I fucking know where the bathroom is you ignorant little bitch
#137
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"Tango with me baby!" said Ajeagle
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"Nah" Said the complete stranger
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"Okay....." Said Ajeagle
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"JUST KIDDING!" Said the "Complete" Stranger??
#117
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the world split in half due to the cafers coming on this site
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...Then found it's matching piece
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TFM CAFE
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cafer spotted burn it
#205
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Tomorrow I will turn my life around
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I'm a little tired and stressed today, maybe tomorrow.
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Maybe if I write things down, I'll do it tomorrow.
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I didn't do anything.
#134
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This vape is so sweet brah
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Oh shit I'm dead
3/4

Years later the corpse decomposes
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that vape was so dope
#66
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This is the story of my life...
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I am a cat that was born without a face.
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I truly hate my life.
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#290
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2/4

hey pac man what did the five fingers say to the face?!
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I believe it was, "Good day old chap," eh, waka?
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PACK!
#291
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They said this bitch was haunted
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nigga i is haunted, now sit yo ass down so's i can dance for ya
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#228
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what if fish swam in oxygen instead and were swimming overhead all the time
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3/4

you could look up and see fish man
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puff puff pass nigga
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#50
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whats up i'm garfield
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I hope it worksss
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did it work or what?
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oh it did work m8
#308
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here comes billy the inch worm
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what will billy the inch worm do today?
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poop
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Oh shit why
#174
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I better get a gift..... I'M JUST A TIGER.
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:L GIIIIFTTTT
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Brrrrrrrnnnnnttttttttt
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rrrrrrrrrrnrnnnnnnnnntntttttntnttttttttttttt
#233
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This is Fred.
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fred is the worst ninja
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Fred's only has one main method of attack
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fred pees and shits his pants
#246
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Oh my god, what is that.
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3/4

beeeerrreeereereereereeereeeeee
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Hola. Soy la Cucaracha Misteriosa.
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#241
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a fucking flower
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fucking another flower
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have to think the bees aren't gonna like this
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#46
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oh my
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-god, look at that face
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whats wrong with my face
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nothing beautiful
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#253
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This is Comerat
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My name is Eru
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Is a nice place and I love my wife
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I hope this wasn't a dream
#152
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o rly
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o yes
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hai
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John Joseph "Jack" Nicholson (born April 22, 1937) is an American actor and filmmaker, having performed for nearly 60 years.
#226
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pohhh god im drunker than i thouvb
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fuck you
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You can talk?
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come here buddy
#43
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i give you my only chicken
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eat, chicken, eat
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Poop out an egg
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she is beauty she is grace
#65
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rawr
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Butts
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shut the hell up man you've been following me for half a mile
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hi
#187
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I should buy a girlfriend.
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hmm...
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4/4

His dick got stuck in the doll and never got to pull it out.
#63
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AJEAGLE RULES, BALLOIENY SUCKS ASS
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I agree tbh - ballooniey
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ajeaglesucks
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fuck u
#282
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2/4

i look like shit
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maybe theres something wrong with this mirror
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I am not what I seem
#320
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this one legged man is dying because you can't spell
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fuck, somebody do something
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its too late
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#199
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Look! up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, no it's
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it's hell you ignorant shits
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Bernie Sanders!
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Free collage, Crazy taxes, I'm gonna die in office!
#33
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a peaceful day
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everything turned into penises
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oh I really hate it when that happens-
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Shit.
#316
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a single cloud
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No one understands me!
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And I lost the black veil brides mp3s I downloaded illegally.
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youre under arrest for contributing to the comeback of glam rock in the 21st century.
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#323
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lalalallalalal
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WTF
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WHY IS THIS ROCK FLOATING?
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ROCK MAN: Hello earth dweller it is I the superhero ROCK MAN! Absol the freak: I have never heard about you bitch.
#32
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Barbara smokes a pipe now
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Hey Barbara what's in the pipe?
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An African baby
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GOOOOOOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!
#262
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IRL Pokémon!!
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If I scrunch up my parrot, it'll fit
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Caw, animal abuse caw
4/4

Thank fuck I got a good lawyer
#182
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the gimp was sad
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because the glue looked like a Mini penis on the top.
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what am i going to do with you, mini penis?
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#324
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come on man serve it
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3/4

what tha fuck man just give me back the ball
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no
#330
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2/4

taxes are you fucking serious
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uh...
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you're gonna die in your sleep, fucking dog
#345
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2/4

Mommy, is that a monster?
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Yes, child. We must all sacrifice our first born child to this monster on their 7th birthday. It is our way.
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yum!
#183
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kerttlemerrtleburtlekermple
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kermit was never the same after Miss Piggy died
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" krrttlmerttle... ITS -hik- all a just a bunch of BULLSHIT!!"
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Cheery up kermit! You got me! Your old buddy Scar!
#359
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Another sunny day in Malibu when...
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Christ returned
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Whats up limp dicks yall already know who it is its ya boi Jesus Christ the only son of GOOOODDDD
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Oh my god
#138
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tonight on Shark Tank...
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"Hold my beer"
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"I only came here for the beer"
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#337
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Yolo. Mrrrrr
2/4

lemme get ten dollars
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Nu uh bro, this loot is mine.
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i'll cut you
#47
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what the fuck is that
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it's my ugly hand i'm sorry
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also my ugly body
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at least i can still hold a gun in my normal hand
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#39
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bumpittabumpittabumpittabumpitta
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Engage warpdrive
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pshew
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Fuck, i crossed the border back to mexico
#159
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I is not baby.
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I WANNA ADOPT YOU NO MATTER W0T
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FITE ME BUDDY FITE ME
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NO MY DICK AND ME BOOBS SO NO
#186
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TIME TO DRINK MOMMYS MILK
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TIME TO KILL MYSELF!
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WITH YOUR MILK
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ugh, lactose intolerance
#139
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pokemon master chef dave is cooking
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a live pikachu.
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sizzle
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Picachu burger is delicious
#8
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a wave was coming
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a wave of DISASTER...
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wait, that wave looks just like donald j trump
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its a metaphor
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#214
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2/4

the typical american has shit for brains
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4/4

I mean seriously, he literally has an anus behind his head and it shits, he's pretty fucked up.
#284
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KNOCK KNOCK
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Zut alors! Put Mr. Baguette back in ze pants, Tommy!
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#362
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When you have 10 fingers on one hand and make a fist it looks like this.
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when you have 10 noses it looks like this
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if you are born with 10 dicks they all hang off of one big primary dick
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And there it is
#9
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the god damn batman
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the god damn batsignal behind him
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the god damnned
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#40
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A SNAKE.
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OH NO ITS RETARDED
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gimmie that bitch
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RAAAAA!! FUCK RETARDED SNAKES!@#$
#346
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as hurricane matthew approached florida
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fran stayed at home drinking beer
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"WE'RE ALL FUCKED!" shouted the eagle
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FFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKED!!
#347
1/4

uglugulugluglug
2/4

It ain't sexual harassment if yet a girl
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* SMOOCH *
4/4

and they are still kissing to this very day
#24
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Edna was thinking
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Math is hard
3/4

im never gonna be president
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break's over!
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#221
1/4

Once again, the Earth faces a new danger...
2/4

ALF is back, and this time he means business
3/4

an army of alfs. earths destiny at its end
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but he got shanked by a ditto. teh end.
#332
1/4

yay. Friendship.
2/4

I hate humanity
3/4

Thanks, Humanity for drawing me like this
4/4

I Hate you
#193
1/4

is Kirby smart?
2/4

what i bought with bitcoin
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kirby is not smart
4/4

kirby wishes he had never looked at bitcoin exchange rates
#307
1/4

since the beginning of the best of all time
2/4

there was nothing left
3/4

the only one that has been in my head
4/4

Great, he's detached himself and he's making head puns again.
#339
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The world is a vampire
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im just a rat in a cage
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Bullet w/ butterfly wings
4/4

infinite sadness
#45
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2/4

Next week on American Gladitors - Skyy dominates the obstacle course
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Skyy thinks he's hot shit
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the end